As I suspected, Nitin Read this post and came home quite determined this Friday. He had this big smirk across his face, like he is, in fact, going to change my sleeping habits that I have developed through my entire life, over a weekend. And did it really happen? Did The husband win?
NO CHANCE IN HELL!
And NO, not because I am stubborn and can not give new things a try, but majorly because there was no way I was letting Nitin win. That’s not how marriages work, or at least that’s not how our marriage works. We both know that. Still, Nitin came home quite determined. Poor guy. After 5 years of knowing me, he should have known that there was no way I am going down without a fight and fight I did.
His BIG PLAN was to get me drunk on Friday night, so that I sleep till late on Saturday, meaning I will sleep late on Saturday night and then of course wake up late on Sunday. He had this evil plan which was the reason behind that big smirk on his face when he came home on Friday. But he has no idea still, how my brain functions. Our maid comes around 10 in the morning and there was no way that I was going to let her come, ring our bell, have no one open the door and go away without cleaning the house and the dishes, nuh-uh. There is nothing I hate more than having to do the dishes myself (because Nitin won’t get around to doing them, considering he will wake up late because of all the alcohol), so I got out of the bed the minute she rang the bell and Nitin’s evil plan came crashing down. And I have this thing that I can’t really go back to sleep once I am awake, so I didn’t.
Nitin woke up at 1 P.M. that Saturday, because I didn’t wake him up and let him sleep. in. And I let him sleep in because I knew that when he wakes up and finds that his BIG plan didn’t really work out, this will be the only thing that will make him happy. And as much as a I complain about this boy’s sleeping patterns, I like it when he is happy and if letting him sleep-in does the trick, so be it.
You know as they say “Happy husband equals?”
WAIT! What do they say about happy husbands? I guess they don’t, because wives have always been the centre of all the attention in the world, and rightly so, but I digress.(that’s probably a topic for another time)
Anyway, after his defeat this weekend, Nitin has been researching for ways to get back at me and also wondering what kind of girl did he fall in love with and ended up marrying haha !